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Outrageous eBay auctions

In 2004, Rosie Reid, an 18-year-old student struggling with the financial burden of a British university education, took the decision to sell her virginity on eBay …..According to the depressingly squalid story subsequently reported in a British Sunday tabloid, the successful bidder was a 44-year-old divorced father of two who paid £8,400 ($16,800).

More outrageous eBay auctions here.
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Have a seat

Wrestler asks for a chair.


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Bacon in a can

No Joke. here it is. Fully Cooked, Ready to Eat, 12 Cans per case, 40 to 50 slices per can.

Buy it here.


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Referee drunk on his ass


I’ve heard the NFL will be experimenting with drunk refs during the upcoming preseason.


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What’s that number again?

From Frostfirezoo.com


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World’s Scariest Videos (Parody)

Funny stuff.


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It was inevitable

Good, just 10,000 more years of this….

PSYCHIATRISTS have detected the first case of “climate change delusion”

Writing in the Australian and New Zealand Journal of Psychiatry, Joshua Wolf and Robert Salo of our Royal Children’s Hospital say this delusion was a “previously unreported phenomenon”.

“A 17-year-old man was referred to the inpatient psychiatric unit at Royal Children’s Hospital Melbourne with an eight-month history of depressed mood . . . He also . . . had visions of apocalyptic events.”

“The patient had also developed the belief that, due to climate change, his own water consumption could lead within days to the deaths of millions of people through exhaustion of water supplies.”

The rest here…
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I have no idea



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War, corruption, crime. Who cares?

I just love the news.


How the News Should Always Be Delivered
She could be reporting on a plague that's in the process of wiping out 2/3 of the population, and only her tits would matter.

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Messquoted

Add your own quote to some soon to be classics, including:

If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson’s No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?

More quotes here.
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I’m having a heart attack….. no, really, I am…..

Faker on trial fools no one.


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Group Asks for Divine Intervention to Ease Oil Prices

The Pray at the Pump Movement, founded by Rocky Twyman, has been holding prayer vigils at gas stations across the country. More here.

FYI: Saint Dewayne is the patron saint of gas pumps.


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Watermelon the new Viagra?

A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers say has effects similar to Viagra - but don’t necessarily expect it to keep the fireworks all night long. More here.
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iPhone system 2.0 is nine days away

And the folks at Gizmodo has a top secret walkthrough video.

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Off with her head….. slowly

Marie Antionette head pops. Deapitation never tasted soooooo good.


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When there’s an earthquake during your wedding….

This Chinese couple’s wedding album is not what they expected. But amazing, just he same:

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Don’t try this at home

It’s hard to look sexy in a body cast.



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A true story in one sentence

What are the odds?

I knew God had a sense of humor when I hesitantly answered the ringing K-Mart payphone, only to hear my best friend, who had misdialed my home phone number, on the other end.

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WOW, What a play!



It’s fake. Well done, but fake.

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